30th August РPain and suffering 

It would appear that the easiest way to stop your most competent Explorer from leading on the first aid incident is to use him…

An axe to the foot works well! (With ketchup for added blood.) 


24th August – Niggles

I am fully aware that there are big problems in the world, but there are also ridiculous tiny irritating niggles. 

This is definitely in the latter category. On the form it’s English GCSE then Maths GCSE, on the system it’s Maths then English. A tiny difference but enough so that I keep trying to write them the wrong way round.